just taking the python out for a walk
King of the jungle
bacon beer? beer that tastes like a lama’s dick?? that’s crazy!
I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
Remember when Never Have I Ever games used to be like “never have I ever had sex *giggle*”
Now it’s like “never have I ever had a six person orgy in a broom closet” and people are all like “crap, I’m out.”
"harry got removed from the ski resort today bc he accidentally pushed kendall off the chairlift"